Monthly Archives: May 2006

Driver safety during the Rapture

As the recent sightings of bumper stickers reading “IN CASE OF RAPTURE, THIS VEHICLE WILL BE UNMANNED” have created a great deal of confusion, we offer the following excerpts from the 1989 printing of the State of Maryland Driver’s Handbook: … Continue reading

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Clarity

And Jesus said unto them, “And who do you say that I am?” They replied, “You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed.” And Jesus replied, … Continue reading

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Heaven is hotter than hell

The temperature of heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is the Bible, Isaiah 30:26 reads, Moreover, the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold … Continue reading

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