Monthly Archives: June 2009

Fuck this with a chainsaw

A hundred bucks down the tubes. That’s about what it feels like right now. A hundred bucks wasted, thrown out, flushed down the toilet, and for what? Nothing. I sent the fucking invitations out a MONTH ago. A fucking month. … Continue reading

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15 books, 15 movies

List 15 books you’ve read that will always stick with you. 1. The Bible I get genuinely distressed by what some of my co-religionists have done to the Bible, but it’s truly an amazing book that I get more taken … Continue reading

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Most inappropriate children’s snack food

Take a look over this list, and select the snack food that is the most inappropriate for young children, then vote accordingly. Please feel to leave a comment at the polling station.

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Joke from my dad

Got this from my dad. Who knows where he got it. “Yesterday I was at my local Target buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Sheriff, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line … Continue reading

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Following Jesus

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Hell

Hell is the time it takes for a bird to fly all the way across the universe to sharpen its beak on a mountain, and by the time the mountain has been worn down to the ground, you’re still watching … Continue reading

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Old-time religion

Let us worship Aphrodite, Though we hear she’s rather flighty Still she looks great in a nightie And that’s good enough for me. We will sing of Iluvatur, Who sent the Valar ‘cross the water To lead Morgoth to the … Continue reading

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“Noah” and “Old Time Religion”

First is “Noah,”, by Robert Lund. This will give you something new to sing instead of the actual lyrics, the next time you hear “Lola” on the radio. And though it’s not as polished and could do without the opening … Continue reading

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Signs you are under too much stress

(author unknown) You can achieve a “runner’s high” by sitting up. The sun is too loud. You are missing several days from this week. Trees begin to chase you. You can see individual air molecules vibrating. You wonder if brewing … Continue reading

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Gay marriage: It’s a matter of justice

If you’re still opposed to same-sex marriage, please explain your position to me. I’m just not seeing it. The argument against gay marriage essentially comes down to one of two things: either it’s because gay marriage would confer legitimacy upon … Continue reading

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