Signs your nightclub isn’t working out

  1. The local civic group gives you a good neighbor award.
  2. Older folks drop by and ask you to turn up the music because they can’t hear it, and it sounds so delightful.
  3. The only dance those pole dancers whom you hired to spice things up seem to know is the Hokey Pokey.
  4. All but five customers leave when the first live set begins.
  5. The ones who do remain immediately get engrossed in a discussion of “Jane Eyre” and whether its best literary interpretation would proceed from a Marxist viewpoint, a typological one, or a textual-critical one.
  6. The deejay keeps spinning polka numbers from “One Last Time” and “I Wish I Was 18 Again,” by Frank Yankovic.
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La Maradanto komencis sian dumvivan ŝaton de vojaĝado kun la hordoj da Gengiso Kano, vojaĝante sur Azio. En la postaj jaroj, li vojaĝis per la Hindenbergo, la Titaniko, kaj Interŝtata Ĉefvojo 78 en orienta Pensilvanio.
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