Well, this might suck

Called the doctor today.

Such a forceful reaction. You would think I had the plague. “No, we are NOT making appointments to see people.” You’d think there was a pandemic going on.

Doctor listened to my symptoms. Agreed with me it’s probably not coronavirus, and prescribed Albuterol. Told me to get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, and go to the emergency room immediately if I start having trouble breathing.

Also explained that not all covid cases will develop a fever, which is where his fancy schmancy medical degree comes in handy.

So if I’ve breathed the same terrestrial air as you any time in the past three weeks, I apologize.