Eric Knudsen made a bogeyman
And that’s what started Slenderman.
Around the net the stories flew
And all the children knew just what to do.
They pulled up their blankets and turned
On the lights
‘Cause creepy pasta gives us such a fright.
Slenderman, Slenderman,
Tentacles instead of hands.
See him and you’d better hide,
‘Cause he’ll get you otherwise.
There’s Bob, he’s the biggest
And the first to fall;
There’s Cassie, he got
Her and her brother Paul.
There’s Zack and Wheezie
And their tortured sighs.
Their whole family’s been traumatized.
Slenderman, Slenderman,
Tentacles instead of hands.
See him and you’d better hide,
‘Cause he’ll get you otherwise